Crap Reg

Because of this fucking
pen they think i'm writing
reports the whole time and
i can see the black dress dummies starting
to treat me with more respect already.
i'll write down this show was good if
you let me do a shit somewhere.
i know they couldn't know i know
i'd rather inspect a dog's shit than wade
through these rooms with
The Crap Regurgitator
round each corner.
Buttake a substantial leaf
out its commercial history into
its inescapable diseases;
its unmasked social sleazes;
its fossilized wrench;
its traceable imaginative stench!